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Introduction
Imagine you’re at a lively bar, the kind where the night promises endless fun, laughter, and maybe a little bit of chaos. That’s the spirit Jimmy Buffett and Toby Keith capture perfectly in their rollicking duet, “Too Drunk to Karaoke.” This song is an anthem for those unforgettable nights out where anything can happen, and often does.
Jimmy Buffett, the legendary master of laid-back, beachy vibes, teams up with country superstar Toby Keith, known for his rowdy, good-time anthems. Together, they create a song that’s both hilarious and oh-so-relatable. The premise is simple: they’re having such a good time that they’ve crossed the line from fun to “maybe we should sit this one out.” But instead of retreating, they dive headfirst into the hilarity of the situation.
What makes “Too Drunk to Karaoke” special is its ability to transport you right into that raucous bar scene. You can practically hear the clinking glasses, the off-key singing, and the good-natured heckling from the crowd. Buffett and Keith’s chemistry is infectious—they play off each other’s energy, making you feel like you’re part of their wild night out.
The lyrics are a playful reminder of those moments when you might think you’re the next big star on the karaoke stage, only to realize you’re more “entertaining” than “talented.” Lines like “you might get by, but I don’t know how” and “you’re so out of tune” bring a smile to your face because we’ve all been there or witnessed it. It’s a song that celebrates imperfection and the joy of not taking life too seriously.
“Too Drunk to Karaoke” isn’t just a song; it’s an experience. It’s about camaraderie, laughter, and the kind of memories you make with friends that you’ll talk about for years. It’s a musical toast to all those who’ve ever grabbed a mic, threw caution to the wind, and sang their hearts out, no matter how it sounded.
So, next time you find yourself with a mic in hand and a few too many drinks under your belt, channel your inner Jimmy Buffett and Toby Keith. Embrace the fun, the laughter, and the glorious messiness of being “Too Drunk to Karaoke.”
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Lyrics
Too drunk
Too drunk
Last night at the bar it was karaoke night
Yeah, everybody down there was feeling alright
They got big margarita pitchers, two for one
Yum, yum!
They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun
When I signed up, I was ready to go
But they didn’t call my name for an hour or so
Damn if they didn’t make me wait too long
I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon’s song
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
If you keep on drinking, you’re gonna be
Too drunk to karaoke, just like me
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
Well, the place got rocking, temptation was strong
All the pretty girls kept a eggin’ me on
Well, I shoulda kept my flip flops glued to the chair
But no, I jumped right up and slicked back my hair
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
You can sing in the shower ’til you sound real good
You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood
But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand
You better pace yourself, son, if you wanna have fans
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
Play it, boys
If you ask me, hell, I killed that song
When I looked around, everybody was gone
Except a couple of bouncers ’bout half my age
They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage
You’re too drunk to karaoke
That’s what they told me
You’re too drunk to karaoke
How can that be?
You don’t have to be good, don’t have to be refined
You just have to be a legend in your own mind
Don’t have to rehearse, or even sing on key
Just prove that theory of drunketivity
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke (look at me)
You’re too drunk to karaoke (just like me)
Too drunk to karaoke (fuck that)
That’s what I’m talkin’ about